Chocolate Explosion!

After countless hours of tireless negotiation, Fair Trade a Day is proud to announce that we have a historic agreement in place to reduce our chocolate stores by approximately 1/3. Although this move will not accomplish our final goal of eliminating all chocolate previously on hand, we see it as a step in the right direction. Today is an important milestone, moving us away from recent historical trends of stockpiling chocolate for "emergencies".

There are many critics of this move. Some believe that the reduction is insufficient, while others contend that Fair Trade a Day should keep as much fair trade chocolate as possible in case other retailers attempt to challenge our supremacy. Despite these criticisms, almost everyone agrees that future uses of chocolate must be contained. In the wrong hands, chocolate explosions could have devastating effects. Therefore, we are asking you, our customers, to take this chocolate and dispose of it as quickly as possible. Do your part to make the world a safer place.