Mystery Chocolate

Some people just really can't deal with risk. I'm not talking about folks who don't play the stock market or prefer golf to sky-diving. I'm talking about you, Mr. "Surgical-Mask-On-An-Airplane-Wearer". I'm also thinking of you, Mrs. "I Don't Even Pull Up Far Enough In My Car To See If I Could Turn Right On Red". Let's just just be honest with each other here: you probably cried a little inside when you saw "Mystery Week". There is a good chance that you've been avoiding your computer all week because the idea of ordering an unknown item from a newish website gives you the sweats.

Well, I'm here to present you a first step to recovery: Mystery Chocolate. OK, so you don't know exactly what you're getting. But at the end of they day, you know you're getting chocolate. We can't remove all element of risk: there is always the chance that the U.S. government loses your package in transit, but we can guarantee that we will send you chocolate; and that's as close to a sure thing as you're going to get. Keep in mind that you will have to remove that surgical mask for a minute in order partake.