Saturday, May 29, 2010

Orange Blossom Tea

Orange Blossoms are the best smelling thing in the world. Don't even try to argue that it is roses, or the ocean, or fresh baked chocolate cookies, or gasoline... because you would just be showing your ignorance. (Although gasoline fumes are fantastic, I'll give you that).
Orange Blossoms, or "OBs" as some people know them, have a literally intoxicating scent. People have been known to do things that they would normally never consider under the influence Orange Blossom scent. My friend Alex got an enormous tattoo of a manatee right across the front of his chest... I know, weird.
With this in mind, please consume this scent responsibly. You can drink as much of the tea as you like, but just be careful about smelling it too much. Manatees make terrible tattoos.

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