Jacaranda Earrings - Now that's brass!

Man it takes some brass to come home after a big fight with your wife.  You know what I'm talking about, right?  Brass jewelry.  Every woman loves brass.  It's kind of like gold, but affordable.  Not to mention, it will stay clean and shiny longer.  So remember, if you get in a big fight with your wife, you better come home with some brass.  If you and your wife don't fight, you should buy her some brass to make sure it stays that way.  After all, how will she feel when she sees all of the neighbors getting shiny new brass earrings if you haven't gotten her any.