Aluminum Cuff Bracelet

We all know that's it's inevitable: robots will eventually have dominion over the earth. We spend way to much time worrying about people who are willing to hurt others because they're pretty much heartless, when we should be worrying about super-intelligent machines that are completely, literally, heartless.

I've found that when you know that you can't beat your enemy, best thing you can do is to join them. That's why I wear an aluminum cuff bracelet. My hope (and I think it is a reasonable assumption) is that the robots that I interact with on a daily basis will understand that the piece of metal around my wrist is a sign of solidarity with their kind, and will give me a favorable position in their empire.

I'm crossing my fingers that whatever my official title is in the empire, that I get to regularly use of cans of compressed air. That would be quite the life, and the robots would be so grateful to me for keeping them dust-free.