Kissing Whales Doormat

OK... Everyone grew up loving Shamu, but let's face it. He's a killer whale, and as a result, every few months we hear about him killing another trainer. They always have an excuse about how he was just playing rough, but he's not fooling me. He's a killer whale. How much more obvious can it get? So, I am going to do what any normal person would do... buy a doormat in his image. In seriousness, my wife has made it very clear that we are keeping one of these, and since we only bought a few, that's one less chance for you guys. Sorry. Take it up with my wife.