Bone Napkin Rings (Set of 6)

If you were a true rocker, you know what you would do? You would totally saw two of these in half and then glue them back together around your wrists. Then you would wear them all the time for probably about a year (or maybe 6 years).

It's not that they aren't great napkin rings--no, in fact, they are amazing napkin rings. But they just go to the next level if you have zany bracelets that match your napkin rings. You would probably have to be a chick drummer to pull it off--but how cool would it be... you are out there on stage, wailing on your drums, and everyone is like, "YAAAAH! THIS MUSIC IS AWESOME AND THAT DRUMMER IS A GIRL! AWESOME!" And they're also like, "CHECK OUT HER AWESOME BRACELETS!".

And then after the show, you strike up a conversation with a couple fans and they come over to your house for tea (or to smoke drugs), and when they get there they are like "WOAH YOUR NAPKIN RINGS MATCH YOUR BRACELETS!" Then you could tell them that they don't need to yell in your house, but thank them for the perceptive compliment. Then you could drink tea together, because who needs drugs when you have zany Fair Trade batiked napkin ring bracelets?