Jacaranda Earrings

You know who doesn't wear these earrings? Snookie from Jersey Shore, that's who.

And that is a good reason to buy them... because otherwise, you and her have something in common: you both don't wear these earrings. Plus there is the fact that you live in the same country that contains the state of New Jersey. Heck, some of you out there even live in New Jersey. And some of you probably kind of look like Snookie. And maybe you've been punched in the face in a bar. Probably not, but if you have you pretty much should go ahead and join the cast of Jersey Shore because you're pretty much the same person as Snookie.

It's not that Snookie is a bad person, it's just that you probably don't want to be confused with her. So, you probably should order a pair of these earrings... just to eliminate any potential confusion.