Keep the beat

My favorite person in every band is the guy walking around with the rattling egg or better still, the maraca.  You know these guys get mad ladies, yet they don't really have to practice.  All you have to be able to do is keep rhythm.  That's it.  You don't have to be good at anything that takes training.  Just the natural, God-given ability to keep rhythm, and you're an instant rock star.  What a life.  So, if you are one of the lucky few rhythm keepers, these maracas are for you.  Now go out there and keep time with the best of them.