Mustache Man (like a night-lite for weirdos)

I know I'm probably not the only one, but I can't fall asleep unless I feel like an old man is staring at me.  It's really sort of a blessing and a curse.  I use to go to senior living places to take naps in the middle of the day.  I would just find a room full of old men and lay down on the nearest couch, cost or floor space.  Once they were all staring at me (or I guess really at least one of them was), I would pass out fast asleep.  Oddly enough, after a while, I started getting banned from a lot of the homes.  So, I found this.  I know it is not as good as the real thing, but when I put this next to my bed and put a pair of glasses on his nose, it feels almost the same... then after a few minutes, I'm out like a light.