I get tired of postmodern fuzzy math... like "Sure, 1 + 2 = 8 Bajillion if you want it to, Johnny!" No, 1 + 2 = 3. Another example: family of three = 3 bars of soap. I know you're family and close and all. But economic woes and all, I'm going to suggest you splurge and invest in a bar of soap for each family member. I mean, the point of the shower is to get clean--not to rub a family member's grime all over you.And if you're a product of postmodern math, here's a hint: family of six = two orders of 3 bars of soap! I'm just hoping that you have at least a couple of showers going, because otherwise it's going to get a bit cluttered in there.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Set of Three Soaps and a Loofah in a Handmade Box
I get tired of postmodern fuzzy math... like "Sure, 1 + 2 = 8 Bajillion if you want it to, Johnny!" No, 1 + 2 = 3. Another example: family of three = 3 bars of soap. I know you're family and close and all. But economic woes and all, I'm going to suggest you splurge and invest in a bar of soap for each family member. I mean, the point of the shower is to get clean--not to rub a family member's grime all over you.And if you're a product of postmodern math, here's a hint: family of six = two orders of 3 bars of soap! I'm just hoping that you have at least a couple of showers going, because otherwise it's going to get a bit cluttered in there.
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