Worry-free Land

Don't worry.  Be happy.  Be happy now.  The best way to be happy just so happens to come in the palm of your hand.  These little worry dolls are rumored to take your worries away.  All you have to do is tell one of the dolls what your worries are. 
Here's how it work:  You tell the doll your worries.  Then, people see you talking the doll and tell other people.  Eventually, men in white coats come to meet you and take you with them to a worry-free land of constantly being served.  You'll meet really interesting people and you won't have to cook another meal again.  As for that stressful job... gone.  Thank you worry dolls!