Hypnotizing Coin Purse

I've always thought that hypnosis would be a great skill to have. I mean, basically you can make people do whatever you want them to do. It's kind of like The Force, except it doesn't really wear off--at least not very quickly (and, not nearly as nerdy).
Although I'm not sure if hypnosis actually works, if it's out there, then I'm pretty sure getting somebody to stare deeply into the embroidered pattern on your coin purse will hypnotize them. And, let's be honest--it looks pretty awesome, so a lot of people are probably going to be staring at it.
So if you buy this purse, be prepared: you're probably buying into some pretty incredible power. Use it wisely.